For people with more money than sense

Every month Previews comes out, and every month I'm amazed at some of the stuff that's offered. For example:

Lady Death in Lingerie #1 - Leather Premium Edition Creator File Copy

"Creator Brian Pulido unlocks his personal vault to reveal a unique collector's item... Each also comes bagged and boarded, along with a killer custom Certificate of Authenticity."

Eternal Entertainment. FC, 32 pg ... $50.00 (p. 300)

Dawn 12-inch Resin Statue

Diamond Select ... $199.99 (p. 464)

Spider-Man Clock Tower Wall Statue

Diamond Select ... $99.99 (p.179)

Green Lantern: Hal Jordan Power Battery Bookends

DC Direct ... $125.00 (p. 122)

Shi 10th Anniversary Engraved & Numbered Samurai Katana

Crusade Entertainment ... $85.99 (p. 262)

UDA NFL Jersey Numbers Collection - Single Player Versions

"These unsigned limited edition NFL Jersey Numbers Collections each measure 14" x 19" and feature a single player in an actio shot, along with a 6" replica jersey number."

Upper Deck ... $99.99 ea. (p. 417)

Magdalena Ornaments

"The beautiful stained glass 'cross' design is an impeccable representation of this vampire-slaying nun's sacred beliefs."

unknown ... $19.95 ea. (p.466)

A Christmas Story Leg Lamps

"Display it in your front window and you will be the talk of your neighborhood!"

unknown ... $252.oo (p.492)

Lord of the Rings: Sauron Limited Edition Helmet

United Cutlery Brands ... $624.99 (p. 499)

Alien vs. Predator: Limited Edition Collectors Plate

unknown ... $45.00 (p. 499)